Well....
This was amusing. Not too funny, but amusing. The thing is that you obviously can produce really good stuff and some other clock submissions were even better. But why don't you put some effort to it, a collaboration or something, work on it for ... ehem... a week or so and share it with the rest of us? I 'm sure it 'll be great! Do it with clocks and all, don't ruin your style, but just work on it a bit more.
You're talented, don't waste it on hasty animations. You don't have to beat the clock. Set the alarm a bit later, if that makes more sense to you.. :-)