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Reviews for "(Twisted) Cooking Mama"

Awesome game

I loved the art, that's mostly why I liked it... and stuffing a bloody turkey gives me a craving for....turkey! Bah at tofu turkeys though, I'll tell the real ones I'm sorry as I eat them.

thanks peta

thanks peta for reminding me how much i love meat!!!!!! as a proud texan, i'm gonna eat as much turkey as possible for thanksgiving

interesting

i forgot what it feels like to murder an innocent animal thanks peta!

Awesome!

I thought it was a fantastic game... with a great message, too.
It's something people need to know.

For every animal you don't eat I'LL EAT THREE!

"Cooking mama cooks animals! MORAL OUTRAGE! She shouldn't kill that Turkey! That turkey looks so sexy. I just want to fuck it! I want to skullfuck that turkey! Where's the Astroglide! Here turkey, turkey!" -- Ingrid Newkirk, PETA leader

1. Cooking Mama ain't no pussy. What kind of role model is a mom that doesn't cook meat to their growing children.
2. Tofu SUCKS. I'll admit vegitables are good, but there must be a valid source of protien to couteract the deluge of oxalate vegies have. (Kidney Stones suck!)
3. FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M GOING TO EAT THREE!

You PETA guys may had a valid point with Michael Vick being a bastard, but everything else you do is BATSHIT CRAZY.