a good idea
As much as you try its just not gonna work
Reviews for "ET Smash"
Great mouse slapping fun -- NOT!
What SevenDubb said is right on the money. haha
Okay... lets get too it. The mouse moving frenzy is really annoying after like 3 seconds of play. And why, oh why is the ET driving a 1973 Ford Stupidmobile in the first place?
Meh... nutmeg.
Lay off the nutmeg.
I feel bad. I feel like I have to ruin my little sisters birthday party or something. Maybe that's the effect of hearing that music. Anyways ~
As nice LOOKING as it was (not very nice) ... this game wasn't good at all. Why? Blindfold yourself, ask your friend to sit at your computer, turn the sound off... and have him play this game. Then... just... listen. If you can't figure it out by then... just imagine what a mouse giving a computer a hand job would sound like.
I mean seriously. It's almost as good as the Meet N Fuck games that all end up with you vigorously shaking your mouse ... except in those games you are a pervert... in this game you are just plain dumb.... that is... if you WANT to beat the level. Either that, or you were abused as a child and need really shitty flash games to supplement your self esteem.
Sorry about the 2 stars. It was the most I could afford. I didn't really think it deserved any stars... but I don't want anyone quitting life or giving up on art.
Just try again, and don't base the game off fake-masturbation. Also, try to be sober and talk OUT the game idea. Imagine that the person you hate the MOST is telling you about the game (as you talk to yourself) ... if the person you hate the most can convince you to play that piece of shit, maybe it IS worth making.
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Ok But
Is fun for a bit but wears thin very fast you need to add an upgrade system between levels for better weapons
cool.
great music i loved it i have to admit but the game good but not the best.