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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

so funny

i laufed my ass of when he saidi rape babies and hump evething else

well hes pretty smart

these are the exact words:
me:are you gay
him:no!i am not gay!
me:theres someone behind you
him:could you be more specific?
me:ok its a bird with a cowboy hat
him:come again?
me:theres a bird behind you in a cowboy hat
him:thats odd.
me:anyways...
him:what?are you trying to confuse me?
me:no
him:good im glad.
me:i love turtles
him:what else do you love?
me:i love lots of stuff
him:okay.
me:penis!!
him:thats utterly disgusting!
me:you are on smart AI
him:thank you very much good sir!
me:your welcome.goodbye!
him:ta-ta.

that was pretty cool,i know AI's are usually idiots but this is a smart one!

Our convo,and I quote...

Me;Can I ask you a question?
Him;Of course,ask me anything.
Me;Are you fucking your secretary?
Him;I dunno,am I fucking my secretary?
Me;I dunno.
Him;Ummm...
Me;Tell me, Yes or no are you fucking your secretary?
Him;Yes,I do fuck my secretary,would it make you feel more comfortable if I didn't?
Me;Can I fuck her?
Him;Yes,of course you can.
LMAO!!!!

I am shocked and scared

I asked does he rape 5 year old boys and girls and he answers
Of course, I am the author of the book ''Edward Wright- How to rape 5 year old boys and girls

I WOULD LIKE A VIRTUAL REFUND

So Great.

why are your shoes so FUCKING ugly?
they are FUCKING ugly because they can.

either his mouth is off or he talks really slow because his mouth moves even when theres nothing hes saying.
eg. "no" for 5 minutes.