Reviews for Virtual Psychiatrist

[l33tl33t3r]

LOL!

me:hio,how are you?
him:why are you interested in whether i am or not?
me:cause you look terrible
him:why do i look terrible?
me:well,first of all,your bleeding from your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:no your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:someone help!hes bleeding badly!
him:im not sure if you know what youre talknig about
*person walks up and stabs him*
me:oh god!
him:no,i am not god,i am a mere computer program
me:skip you!your crazy!
him:pardon?
me:your bleeding form a stab wound!
him:youre bleeding form a stab wound!

LOL!

[Doomtrucker]

Amazing!

Me: Hey how are you?
Him: I'm fine but we're here to talk about you.
Me: I'm fine
Him: How long have you been fine?
Me: Since I was born!
Him: Were you really?
Me: Yes!
Him: Good, let's talk about something else.
Me: Are you a pedophile
Him: Would you prefer if I were not a pedophile
Me: Do you touch little boys?
Him: Yes I do touch little boys
Me: Homo!
Him: I don't think you even know what you want
Me: Help! I'm going to be raped!
Him: Did you come to me because you were going to get raped?
Me: Oh good for a second I thought you were going to go Micheal Jackson on me
Him: You really aren't talking, about me are you?
Me: Why do you touch little boys?
Him: Because it helps me relax
Me: Are you going to rape me?
Him: Will I rape you in your fantasies?
Me: More like in my nightmares
Him: I don't know what you expect me to say about that
Me: Do you touch yourself?
Him: Yes I do touch myself would it make you more comfortable if I didn't?
Me: You have a boner right now don't you?
Him: should I?
...

This could go one forever... I love it!

[MoFOlemonsTee]

Awesome!

Me:hey

Him:hows it going

Me: Dude! why did you just stab me with that knife!!

Him:no i didnt

Me: YES YOU DID!! cant you see im bleeding all over the F****** floor!

Him: do you think this Bleeding all over the F****** floor relates back to your child hood?

Me: NO! DUDE CALL THE COPS! im gonna die!!

Him: can you refrase that please?

Dies**

and no thanks from that lousy Psychiatrist either :(

[barryjohnrhue]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....LOL

me:you suck big cocks
him:oh.....suck big cocks
lol

[Bgamer3]

LOL!

me: why am i gay?
him: because a higher spiritual being,possibly god somewhere along the line decided it to be so
me:why are you gay?
him: because i can