Go Squigly Fish! Go!
I really liked this game, and would've given it an ever higher score, except I suck and never beat it, and that annoyed me. Now I know why your opponent referred to as the "bastard CPU fish" and "evil green computer fish" though. Since I knew I wasn't going to beat it anyway (tried every race several times, the best I got was a tie, and that STILL counts as the CPU winning... f'n laptop keyboard!) I looked for (and unlike in I-Mockery Castlevania, actually found) the secrets, which are really funny, and since I'm such a sore loser, I enjoyed these more than the actual game. Even though its hard as hell on a laptop keyboard, its still a cool game though, and maybe in the eventual network play I'll find someone worse than me that I can beat.