those are some crazy laws
but it doesn't surprise me theres a lot of crap like that heres one i live in california so:
its illigel to peel oranges in a motel in california :P imagine that nothing to hard to do here in flash i liked the music though also you gave me enough time to read them often to long so maybe have a next button i'm pretty sure you know how to do that and another good idea would be to have an animation of someone doing what it says