It's a pretty decent and hilarious troll. It's only after some research that I figured out how to not die:
Apparently, in order to have humans stand a chance, all Danmaku battles are NON-LETHAL. So by taking that route, you still lose, but at least you don't die.
go to pool and kill the unknow goy. press : domanku fight and move your parthner to conteniue your player
wow this is impossible to beat !!!!!!!!!!!!
lol did I really just die from getting on a computer?! What did I do wrong xD
It's impossible! Anyway,good job! 5 stars