Insanely brilliant.
I don't have much time to write a review since I'm running late here, but this deserves it.
I'm just thinking that maybe you got a little off track from your anime satire toward the end (unless I'm just missing a direct reference, which is highly possible), but it was still worth a little chuckle.
But hell, thanks for the anime on lsd. Helped me laugh a little in the morning for once!!