commenting for huntergamma as huntergamma
spoilers on how the fights go.
fight one: cat stabs through your skull. you cut him in half
fight two: pyratornberry cuts through your..well..an you chop him in two.
fight three: rm blinds you with flash, then stabs you an tosses you away. you stab him with multiple light swords.
fight four: yoko blasts a whole through your chest. you falcon punch her.
fight five: black mage freezes you, then electrocutes you. you stab him with multiple light swords, then a king size one.
fight six: laz blasts through you with one shot, taking your top half off your legs. you blast him 1000 times, slowly taking his top half off.
fight seven: machine shoots at you, then slices you in half on an angle. you slice into it multiple times an it blows up
fight eight: white mage throws shurikens at you, then stabs you. you summon a giant sword almost cutting her in half, an she flees.
fight nine: the man from flcl bonks you with the guitar. you crack open his screen an send him miles away.
fight ten: goku blasts you with a giga kamehameha, blowing up part of the planet. you slice off one arm, then ragnork the bastard, slicing him in two from top to bottom, as well as the planet. you then sail away on a sword through space.
there. for everyone who cant beat it. thats how it happens.