im alex :)
i got the high score :)
Reviews for "You Cant Win"
MaxManning responds:
nice score alex!
No doubt you did what needed to be done!
Thanks for the 10, now that the real gamers have arrived -- let the games begin!
Ha! I smoked you all!
I got to level 42, and then I got bored.
The tracking was rough. If you hit the aliens, does the tracking get progressively worse?
MaxManning responds:
Level 42, now that's what I call a flash gamer!
The tracking does get worse if you don't keep up with it. You can't just go out there and let it rule your world. Keep it in check and you'll be fine.
Nice score my friend!
that was awsome man
that was the most fune ive had today, and ive had some fun today.... anyways, i agree there should be enemies to make it harder, but you can put all these suggestions in a sequel, make a sequel man just do it, i made it to lvl 9 :(
MaxManning responds:
don't worry dshaw, a sequel is already in the works. You can only stuff just so much entertainment into these flash games before you have to draw a line and say "that's enough for now".
It was a hard choice, but it had to be done.
3rd
im in 3rd place highscore but i coudev got in the first place but level six had low detail so thats why i lost
MaxManning responds:
Nice job kozuto11, just remember the moral to the story is that there is no low detail in life, so there are no excuses!
Thanks for the 10 and not letting a few crappy levels keep you from the real game!
holy crap... best game ever!!!
yes, i tell no lies... i played this for hours... i was sure i could get to level 4 if only i practised more and honed my skills...
seriously though... how did you come across my song? were you looking for an alien style song for a game, or did you find my song and decide to make an alien style game???
cheers heaps for using my song in your game. This is a lot better than anything i could've made in flash... and this game, with some tweaking, could be a lot better. For starters, the aliens all need to be smoking crack pipes... or shooting up, or something. And there should be an orgy in there somewhere... maybe that's what happens in level 4. And lasers... anything with lasers on NewGrounds gets a score of 3 or more.
I'm totally frikkin' drunk and tired from playing a gig tonight so i'm sure i will regret all of this tomorrow... till then... does anyone want an orgy?
MaxManning responds:
Now there is one satisfied customer!
The game was just about circles till I randomly chose your song from the audio portal and my viewpoints on many controversial issues changed and I looked to the stars so to speak.
Level 4 does exist, it's far better than area 51... but just like the real area 51, you just don't get access by just showing up!
Levels 1-3 are pretty much designed to weed out the weak!