Not A Bad Game
I Made It To Level 70, Not A Bad Game, Decent Music. Keep Up The Good Work
Reviews for "Dodge or Die"
It's a missile! No, it's a knife! No wait, it's...
What can be said about this game is that it is simple, and in a way fun. The beginning is awfuly simple, but this is compensated by later complexities, which makes the game insanely difficult.
Due to the game being simple graphicaly, with those helpful lines to indicate which way the daggers are coming its very user friendly.
Although I usualy justify why I give lower marks for games it's hard for me now. The reason why this is an average game is because it doesn't give anything, but it also does not take anything away. It's a game where you dodge bullets/missiles/daggers, but it is not innovative, because it cannot be innovative. But it is still enjoyble, in a way.
One good side of all of this is the fact that you hold-out how long you want your stickman to jump for or slide, and although this helps prepare at later levels of the game, he simply jumps too slow, and when you have to jump five times in a row, and you get the first timing wrong, "Game Over man!".
SamohtVII responds:
Yeah. I agree with the speed of the jumping but the game can't last forever. I agree with your review. "Doesn't give anything but doesn't take anything" and i can see that.
Thanks
id rather play dodge the pedophile :P
I am missing humor, good graphics, and animations when you are hit. Without those its rather lame.
SamohtVII responds:
Those 3 aspects aren't essential for a good game. Hardly any good games have humor and many high scoring games have top notch graphics. I do agree that when the player gets hit they should bleed but i found it looked better without. and i was too eager to get this submission in.
Thanks
Nothing new...
Blah, terminally unimaginative... Please try again your flash is important to us...
SamohtVII responds:
Dude, no game ever deserves a 0...EVER...All games take time and some degree of skill to create.
Gay
no thought has gone into this
SamohtVII responds:
Ummm...ok....No game ever deserves 0...Just because you feel no thought has gone into it doesn't mean anything...You should be thinking about other things...Graphics, gameplay, music, effort...All these aspects contribute to the score...It sucks when people like you only feel a game deserves 10 or 0...Don't bother reviewing anymore games because your not contributing anything...