blumpty bum.
That was way too long for not much of a punchline.
It was repetitive and nothing really happened.
Just looked like you made it up as you went.
SORRIES.
Reviews for "The Lonely Castle Crasher"
LAVAGASM responds:
You're a fag.
Eh...
This flash was really bland. Not too much animation, sound was good, colors were bright, but their really wasn't much comedy here. The only comedy was at the end, and it was a gay rape joke. I don't really see the comedy in this and the few comedy that was in here, wasn't that good. Well... good job on the flash, but the script could use... well... a lot of revising. Just a personal opinion.
LAVAGASM responds:
And thanks for sharing it, I'll be sure to try better next time <3
hmmm
I have the strange sensation this review will be flagged by the rest of the castle crashers fans worldwide. being a Fan of castle crashers myself I can say this flash was pretty boring, no offense
The narration was ridiculously slow, I did my homework as I waited for something interesting to happen. Interesting =/= "excuse me woud you be my friend"
there is nothing amusing in this flash, really the arwork is loyal to the original crasher design, but there is not much to it. Head, body and 2 eyes. period
and basically no humor. the ending was pretty forced in my opinion, I mean. I DO get the joke "crash your castle" but I think it was pretty weak for making me wait almost 40 seconds for it.
I hope I wasnt too rude, because this is whet I honestly think of it.
When Does it Get Funny?
I agree with namesiweht. It was okay at best. It looked very promising but as it went on I kind of had this great feeling that whoever wrote this story kind of got half way through and had no idea how to really end it so he made a gay joke.
Ha ha ha ha ha butt sex joke, so funny.
Other than that the style was very good and the audio was of a good quality, sadly the "story" sucked.
LAVAGASM responds:
As I said with namesiweht, I thank you for being honest and pointing out what you felt were the flaws in the movie.
What The?
Why Is It That Any Castle Crasher Parody (Movies) Has To Involve Some Form Of Sex?
LAVAGASM responds:
Because fuck you.