Huh, I'm the first person to review this in nearly a decade...
Well, you have a decent concept. I can't remember what the submission was called, but not very long ago there was an animation about almost this exact thing, though ice-licking was one of the events. Being made in 2002, it's obvious this is going to be primitive, and it's pretty impressive that you have voice acting on such an old submission. Still, this Flash doesn't ever really approach being funny... Still, this is fairly impressive considering when it was made.