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Reviews for "CNN"
I love this movie!
It's so funny! I just have one question for those of you who are writing reviews and saying that you're going to give it a zero because A. it's a clock movie, or B. it told you to vote 5.
On A, watch the movie before judging :) And on B, what we say in movies shouldn't piss you off so much, and I don't understand why the fact that someone says vote 5 would immediately make you give it a zero. Do you think we're trying to control you or something? We just want to be your friends :)
ClearClock responds:
So well put Wheatie. As disheartened as I am when people tell me things like "you're a clock so you're going to hell (I thought I had enough of that in grade school)" and "I can't believe a clock made something that wasn't shitty", I am willing to turn the other cheek. Even those people who insist that I was somehow mocking the plight of the victims of September 11th (which makes absolutely no sense, I was mocking Osama bin Laden and Britney Spears) are simply being ignorant, and I cannot fault them their ignorance. It is when we ask people to allow us the chance to prevail, the opportunity to produce a decent film and have it viewed in an unbiased manner, and they refuse, that gets on my nerves. I don't really care about the score (as long as it's not blammed) or the review ratings. I *DO* care about people enjoying my work. If they refuse simply because it is by a clock, then there is nothing I can do to help that.
And, everyone should realize at this point that "Vote 5, StrawberryClock commands it" is a rote statement that appears in most of our films, even ones we honestly don't expect to get 5s, simply because it was Strawberry's "line". The Clock Crew seeks NOT to manipulate others into voting highly, or coercing them. We simply seek humour and inspiration through flash works, and we hope to spread the good message of StrawberryClock to those individuals who will listen.
This movie is funny!!
This movie is funny and gay at the same time! Britney Spears Porn? Bah! At Afghanistan? LOL! They could not even afford a real fricken house!
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I'd watch CNN...
... if ClearClock was a reporter.
I am not a Britney Spears fan and I doubt Bin Laden does either... but it was a smart move by him to get the attention of the Western world... pop-fans in particular.
Perhaps now the 'anti-war' protesters will be overwhelmed by the Britney Spears fans.