You got it.
That is J.K. Rowlings writing style and every thing that is wrong with it great idea really 5 for you.
Reviews for "Harry Potter Parody Chap1"
Laff.
That was funny.
I liked the cock jokes.
It's really hard to take Harry potter serriously after you and your friends (being pubescent middle schoolers) sat in the school library durring lunch and went through the books and replaced every instance of the word "Wand" with the word "Wang". That was fun.
Funny shit
funny awesome great
Excellent, cant wait for more
xD "You don't get to have nice things"
This is the kind of humor I fucking LOVE.
Satire= Godly
One thing I have to note though!
The text was FAR too large, and I couldnt see all of it. Though the voice was just fine and legible enough.
Anyway, good, scratch that, WONDERFUL job, and I eagerly await more in the coming months.
-GKG
FUNNY
OMFG that was so FUNNY!!!!
"bitch table"
"he has red eyes by the way" X2
"showing petit breasts not seen since fight club"