Nice try
This was funny but in turn your flash is just about other flashes. You whine the whole time with bad jokes and no spirit in your voice, if anything this is on par with how bad the parodies are. But your a smart guy, you did that on purpose........ right? hahahhaa
nice
I kinda expected flash tips (didn't see the first one) and it did sort of but it was funny not die laughing but it was funny. =D
Funny
...but thank God Outlaw pt.2 is on the way.
YES
Enjoyed it, couldn't be more true. Could have done with a little more animation (your character dude didn't blink haha), and it did get a bit talky-talky when we could have seen more hilarious examples of NG flash, but overall a lot of people could do with seeing this.
The voice actors part was fucking great.
Thanks for the review man. I know what you mean about the blinking. I'm thinking about updating the .swf with blinking. It would take about 5 minutes to add a few different blink loops, and yes, there is a lot of dialogue.
New rocket crotch? Eh?
*edit*
I have read, and thus confirmed that there is indeed more rocket crotch
Some suggestions
Tip#7- Use a grandiose echo effect on your voice so you trick a viewer into thinking that what you say is important.
It really doesn't matter what you say. As long as you say it with the "voice of god" someone will listen. As a matter of fact, you can completely distract people from your boring animation and terrible comedic timing in such a manner.
Tip#8- Make a completely unnecessary sequel.
If people liked your animation, congratulations. If you ever find yourself really not planning to make a second one, but then figure "eh, why the fuck not", you probably shouldn't make a second one. Chances are, it'll spawn its own parodies, hence diluting the collective originality of Newgrounds even more. And its never fun to hear anyone say that your animations are "getting old".
Tip#9- In your Author Comments, claim that the animation was a joke and reviewers shouldn't find any offense in it.
This will immediately clear the air over whether or not your animation was targeting any animator in particular. Fanboys wont be so quick to judge, and will undoubtedly give you a higher score because you are so perceptive in noticing trends on Newgrounds. Nothing boosts a reviewer score higher then when at the end of the animation they can say to themselves "he's right".
Tip#10- Dont label a review useless because you dont agree with it, or because it isn't funny.
(This review was a joke, so dont get your panties in a bunch)
Good Job.