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Reviews for "Chuck Norris!"

great

if you rate lower than 10...chuck will get you.

Destroya responds:

It is true, you have done the correct thing...may Chuck Norris bless your soul...

OMG

jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim thru land! all my 10* r belong 2 this!

more chuck coming your way

my top 5 chuck FACTS.

1. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

3. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

4. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

5. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Ok, you get a 10.

I'm a Chuck Norris fan myself.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. They are now referred to as "The Islands".

Chuck Norris does not need toilet papier.