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Hey man, I don't think you got the humour of the SNL Deep thoughts. His is a poetic take on common knowledge you never think about, or somthing so rediculous that you would never think about it, but makes sence.
Your was offencive, and not once did I even crack a smile much less laugh. A bunch of bad things happen that are idiotic and annoying to read about, so I became a sex offender... What, what?
I am not going to attack the look of it, cuase you were going for the "Deep Thoughts" style from SNL. But his did have Jack Handy talking aver the text also.
I think you should think for a few seconds when watching the "Deep Thoughts" segments and why they are funny.
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