Hmm...interesting
I agreee with some of your points, senseless collabs for one, submitting crap flash that havn't been tested, things like that, But I think some of your points are wrong. (And I am aware that it was all for comical value)
However, I, personally have very little lag when visiting newgrounds, with the exception of when my whole internet connection is lagging up. Since to me, that just looks like a flaw with your ISP, I think you could have dropped that point and added somthing else, rather than going with it.
Also, Blam/Protect not working. On the whole, I think it does work. Sometimes it dosn't, thats true, but overall I think it functions normally.
Now, as for "crap" getting featured on the front page, I have to disagree with you there. Maybe you take a different view to me in regarding what is fit for front page, But to me, I see the FP as a way of the admins just putting up what they liked, or what made them chuckle. I dont see the FP as a showcase for the very best stuff that the site has to offer (Though things that get on the front page do tend to be of good quality)
That said, overall I did find your video quite funny, I got a few little laughs out of it here and there, I just hope that other NG members dont take it too seriously, and see the funny side of it that I did.