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Well, everyone else has said it but i better throw in my two cents as well.
You are not Yahtzee, this is not Zero Punctuation, come up with your own shit.
also, the movie was reletively unfunny.
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nice review man
yes the animation is sorta crap. but the point is you tell the story pretty much how it should be and there is nothing rong with this review at all. I MEAN REALLY how the heck does a 50lb chain ball go into a pouch no bigger then a wallet. In anyway, the game is sweet! and this review is awseome. 10/10
I'm sorry, but...
You failed at copying Yahtzee. He can actually talk fast, which I find gives his reviews a good quality because you have to think about what he said and before you realize it he's on the next topic, whereas yours was bland, slow, and very horribly voice acted.
It was also, more or less, an exact copy of Croshaw's review on TP, so that, again, was fail. If you can't come up with your own opinions, then I please ask that you never try this again.
If you can come up with an original idea, or hell, maybe even copy Yahtzee down to a perfect point, then I'd say go ahead and try again. But until that point, I will keep saying no.
You get a 3/10 for the semi-decent graphics and because small bits of it did make me laugh.
A Meant Parody?
Looks like a parody of Zero Punctuation.
Anyways, the graphics were "meh", the jokes were kinda funny, and it sounds like you're clogging your nose. Not meant to be abusive, but it's not a funny voice.
Suggestions: Talk faster and improve the graphics.
WILIZIN responds:
Actually That's how I sound naturally. And talking faster? Do I look like an auctioneir?!
Sounds like...
It sounds like you've been watching too much Zero Punctuation. You basically have the same pessimistic "Nintendo is continually flooding the market with (blank)" approach and seeing the Big N as some kind of jerk thats out to get us. I'm gonna give you a low score for trying to gain popularity on the coattails of someone else, someone much better and much more original. So Mr. Poser, you get a 3/10, 3/5. Enjoy it, develop your own style, and try again.