Nice pedo stache.
OK. For a video.
Reviews for "Big NG Package"
AlmightyHans responds:
your probably some Alt account from rtil related people.
WTF!!!???
I found this movie to be EXTREMELY wierd!!!
Is this an advert?
I was really dissapointed by this piece. It started (with the opening of the two boxes) as though there was going to be some story, some content other than a man fainting at the sight of the latest newgrounds paraphernalia. Is this an ad?
The bit where you ate the packaging was the only funny part.
It's not funny just because it says Newgrounds on the packet.
The three goes for the music and your polystyrene eating abilities. Sorry, but I didn't enjoy it.
AlmightyHans responds:
dude, i just made a video of me opening what i got in the mail for fun. this isn't some sort of viral marketing plot to get massive amounts of people to buy the newgrounds products you conspiracy poop-head.
Feels like an Inside Joke...
That I'm not deep enough inside. Although I don't really feel the need to qualify this, I will just to humor you fanboy fucks who decide to jump on my nuts - I've been coming here since 2002. And no, I'm not a big peruser of the forums, I don't give HJs to the staff, nor would I, given the opportunity, but nonetheless, I feel I know a bit more than the average user does.
So how does something like this get on the front page? If I don't get it, how the fuck is the average schmoe who logs on to NG at work gonna know what's up? It's not particularly funny, and Hans is fiercely annoying in this video. In fact, it initially made me want to threaten physical violence. But his other stuff is pretty good, so I decided to skip that.
In any case, is this anything more than what I think it is? Is this high art that I'm just too low-brow to get?
AlmightyHans responds:
it's not a high art that you don't get. You just didn't find it funny... which is no big deal. This is a pretty ridiculous video, and it doesn't cover the range of funnies for everyone.
Oh dear
You are a freak no more need be said
AlmightyHans responds:
8D !!!!