This wasn't crap!
I'm amazed.
It wasn't good mind you. But it wasn't crap. Obviously, you didn't spend much time on it but you really didn't do that bad. Frankly, i like your style and i actually laughed out loud!
Keep working on it!
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I must say, the 57 ways to annoy people was more entertaining than the actual flash, why not just animate that?
The List.
I found the list was interesting, but the flash was a bit confusing. I would post the list elsewhere though.
If you have to write
"I suck at flash" INSIDE your movie, you shouldn't be making one. Practice more.