Reviews for Jetbot

[Midnight-Bomber]

Good news, bad news.

The good news is that any game where you need to fight against gravity using controlled burns of a thruster is automatically fun.

The bad news is that the gravity seems inconsistent, flying right is glitched (causing you to fly far too fast), and the music is such a bad part it requires its own paragraph!

The music is annoying and horribly repetative. That problem can be solved by turning off the speakers to your computer. BUT! Everytime the song ends, it repeats itself, and whenever it starts itself over again, the entire game lags. It's not a very long lag spike, but considering how touchy controlled burns are, it's enough to guarantee you get killed should you happen to be in mid-flight.

This game is definitely good enough to warrant updating it with a better version; I recommend a little dowhacky in the corner you can click on, and PRESTO: no more music! Might also be useful to show what the gravity setting in the level is, and whether or not fall damage is on (seems like its off in some stages)

As for traps coming at you too fast, well, it's a game, and a hard one.

So what do you get if you win the game? A different face on the robot, and it plays a different, not-so-annoying song that doesn't repeat.

Nothing personal; the music just sucks and lags the game.

[Jonoz]

sad

this game isnt dat good

Psycho responds:

ffffffff

[xilkath]

Didn't see that coming...riiight

The gravity and boost wasn't same all the time. Funny ending but it was too easy to guess after the end scene started rolling :E . Now I must burn the rope. 9/10

Psycho responds:

.. Too easy? Woah. Try telling that to a couple of the other reviewers we've got around here.

The gravity and boost changes on level 1-10, 11-20, and 21-30, as everything's smaller and stuff.

Have fun burning your rope. Bah, I hate that game. Overrated shit, really.

Thanks for the review though, I guess.

[MalariaMan]

Epic Fail Game, on Epic Fail Thursday...

Creativity is no excuse for lack of quality. Love the concept, the puzzles and the little character, HATE THE SLOPPY RESPONSE AND CLIPPING!
I don't mind a good challenge when it's a race against the clock or a puzzle, but when you incorporate that puzzle with TERRIBLE, and I do mean TERRIBLE, physics, you kill me and the lot. Also I think the falling from a height death should be removed altogether because 1: you don't have a reasonable height to which to keep it as it seems the floor is magnetic and there is no 'hang-time' to recover with a propellion 'burn'. And 2: IT F*ING ANNOYING.
You had something good going for ya, but like Van Gogh, you shot yourself in the stomach. Good Luck learning for future investments.

You get a 4 star out of 10 for bad physics, clipping and a 'magnetic floor' that loves to 'pull me down'.

P.S.- DON"T TRY TO F*ING SUGARCOAT YOUR GAME WITH LEVEL TITLES YOU CAN MODIFY IF YOU CAN"T PUT ENOUGH EFFORT TO MAKE THE GAME DECENTLY PLAYABLE. IT"N NOT FUNNY. angry face-> }:[

Psycho responds:

lol owned

[Newtemple]

Only a smiley face!?

Seriously, the traps here almost flew out to get me, they jumped out of the object area, the gravity was a little wacked out, the ways you could die were dumb, you run out of fuel too quick, the boss battle is easy, and level 15 isn't "fun" it means go fuck yourself player, die in a ditch. the last 5 levels were glitchy as ghetto, and you can kill yourself by going the way you are supposed to. For shits and giggles you get a 10 ^-^ <- this smiley is an epic fail in a game.

Psycho responds:

How were they glitchy?

And the game's supposed to be challenging, and I made it so the traps do fly out and grab you.