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Reviews for "D**k Attack"

What the hell!?

Meh..... That was okay. It was so random! It was sorta funny, not as good as splash attack.

By the way magikarp doesn't have a dick.

BurningBunnies responds:

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

Dick joke wasn't amusing the first time...

It got progressively less funny each subsequent time you used it. You see, the notion behind a parody is being FUNNY. And parroting the same gag over and over is decidedly less than funny.

Your obsession with penises, espcially animal penises is a more than a little bit disturbing, bordering on beastial. Creatively speaking it was pretty bankrupt. Out of fairness I will give a four solely because of the smoothness of the animation. Content-wise however you rate a 1

For constructive criticism, find more than one joke to use in your next flash

BurningBunnies responds:

Hehe, amusing how you consider yourself so high and mighty and attempt to use the widest vocabulary possible to prove a point.

So I love fish penis? Erm, sure why not.

what the....

Oke this flash was not very good in my opinion. Although the animation was pretty smooth and stuff, the script was bad. Kinda gay 2.... sorry but that's my opinion, i don't think fish dicks are that funny. 7 for flash smoothness, 1 for the idea.

BurningBunnies responds:

What is it with homophobia on the internet?

OMG a male reproductive organ that's so gay!

I didn't laugh...

...at all, and I was expecting to laugh a lot.

It didn't really have any good jokes in my opinion, but the animation wasn't bad, so you get a 3/10.

Sick and annoying

repetitious. the penis references make this an absolute bomb. somewhat funny, but not worth a second view.

BurningBunnies responds:

You're able to string together sentences unlike an awful lot of haters, so I'll let you off. It's your opinion of course.