Excellent!
Finally, victory is mine!
Yes Big Red, your high score is no more. Once I was the learner, but now I am the master. I own you!! I have ownership of you, this implies that you are my object, for I own you. I intend to use you like the object you are possession, for I am your master, your master am I! You must bow down and sing my praises little dog that is small! Ahahaha...it amused me greatly to defeat you like the puny dog worm that you are widely known as. When I fasten your new leash around your neck, I will not punish you should you wish to bark. It is not unlike a dog to bark...even if he is barking at his new master, which is I; for you are the dog that I now own.