I KILL YOU DAVEY!!!
You are just jealous of me Davey!!! I got my own comedy special on HBO and you don't!! Here is a bit from my act:
"Ya know, I am as American as the next guy. But come on! What is with America after 9/11. You gotta buy all this crap in stores now just to show you care for your country? Like I am gonna buy toilet paper over dyed with red and blue stripes so when I wipe my ass I leave a nice rainbow of american pride so when I moon those fucking towel heads they will know which damn country I am from... Yeah. But on a lighter note..."
Well that is just part of my show. It should be on HBO around April sometime.