Front page? WOW! ...But how?
This is...
1: Too short
2: Just another "Happy-then-they-all-die-and-way-too-
short" thingie.
And another thing, those NG viewers out there, why'd you rate this so high? Look into yourselves, and you realize this belongs in the "Turd of the Week" bit.
Sorry, Edgar. Just saying what I think.