Uber Lollerz! :D
I was like "Woah, what the hell? Beard fighting? O.o" so I checked this game out. I lost the first two games and finished it in the third. On the fourth was the time that I got to the pink soldier with the lollipop.
To beat Tom's beard at its first stage just follow it listen to the sound effects. When the first laser sounds comes up just stay grounded and when it's time for the second one just get on top of the highest pieces of floating land. His Beard Spread attack is easy to dodge since the charge up is obvious, and the Beard Spin can be defended by running away from him until he stops.
There are two ways of beating him in the second form, the hard one is to hit him like there's no tomorrow but making sure to dodge the flames, the easy one is to wait for your magic meter to rise and blast him with a maxed out magic attack when he's stationary.
The easiest way to get to the pink soldier level is to group all the tombstones together and hack away. Whenever your magic bar is replenished blast with it maxed out. That gets a heck of a lot of experience. If Tom gets caught in the blast then that's a bonus.
Kudos to Tom for being such a good sport and participating in the making of this awesome game. :D