I'd eat there! :D
I must say, this has been one of the most humorous submissions I have have seen. I did notice a slight homage to Monarch from the Venture Bros. in the character Hades.
The animation was fantastic, the story had me laughing the whole way through, and the voice acting was surprisingly great. This deserves a ten, hands down. Putting this much hard work into something people can view for free just blows my mind.