Hmmm.....I can definately relate to this....
Except the only difference is that whenever I go to see a movie, the people are not like that but they reveal events in the storyline and plot....either that or they bring their god damn child in the theater.
Did I say child? I meant Infant.
Yes, an Infant. For christ's sake, why do people have to bring their infants into a movie and have to sit all the way in the back where I am? The baby cries and cries and I tell them to move and to get the hell out. It would be easier if I could wrap the baby in soundproof plexiglass. Then, I could watch the movie without the incessant whining from a 2 month old from a young couple that was too stupid to understand that nobody wants to hear that bullshit and get the baby out and babysat at home or just don't see a movie at all.
Now on to the needless babbling. There was actually one instance where there was a guy and 2 girls [all around 14-15 years old] That actually started to give the boy a blowjob on the floor while watching the movie. Pissed off as I was...I decided to get creative. I walked out and made a call to the movie theater and asked them to check out an area I sat behind in one of the theaters hours before [when I was there at the time] They went to check it out and, oddly enough the kids were too busy fucking to realize that yes, there was a security guard standing right above them. I knew the kids too, so it made it extra special. They were ejected from the theatre and left with over an hour of a great movie still to go. The movie was "Inside Man." Clive Owen. Good movie. :]