I think this is a joke folks...
I raised your mark since the whole thing is reasonably original, and does a good job of bringing the veiwer to think that this is going to be a well done piss-take, when it turns out to be a badly-done piss take, which is not directed at some third party, but at the veiwer. (Or should I say reader?)
However, this just doesn't make me laugh. Also, nothing else made the experience enjoyable for me.