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Reviews for "Rocket Crotch"

Fucking Awesome Crotch Rocket!

Finally! A real movie with metal hard balls that isn't afraid to go there and beat the crap out of a gigantic and slightly retarded but still nearly invincible metal shark made by some coffee loving shit who also happened to swap your junk with super awesome metal junk, then leave instead of destroying your town.

If there is any movie better than this, it would have to be a Rocket Crotch 2. Which, in order to be a good sequel would have him firing a fucking gigantic lazer from his metallic underpants which not only misses, but was so freaking awesome to behold that the enemy just says "screw this, I'm going home."

Pretty good buuuut

Just for the record this has been done before, a comic featuring a bad guy called the cod piece, he had this big hunk of metal where his penis was, and well...imagine inspector gadget, crammed into a metal penis, that was pretty much it.

lenkalamari responds:

i don't care if anything i do has been 'done before'. there is nothing new under the sun.

Fucking Great

I love the art style, vocies, story.... I LOVE IT
but I LOVE THE ART STYLE THE MOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah

For whatever reason...

...I think Jezza is sexy. Someone help me. XD Neato idea for a hero though, quirky animation, and caffine! I can't help but love badguys that like coffee. I can't wait for the next series in these! ^-^

You know what?

Usually I would agree with Rip Jack, you however got the most out of what it was worth. So I dub thee with ein 7.