This.
Is the best thing ever.
Reviews for "Super Smash Bros. Brawl"
I have been rocked to the core
Rarely can it be said that a film has defined a genre, but never is that more true than in the case of this film. Since the release of the 2007 epic (which garnered no Academy Award nominations and should named Best Picture), all "clock movies" have been judged by the standards of this one (unfair as the comparison may be). If a film is about Jewish clocks, it's a "Jewish bros. Brawl"; if it's about the Chinese underworld, it's an "Oriental bros. Brawl;"; if it takes place in contemporary times, it's a "modern day bros. brawl."
If this movie was only about cock sucking video game types, it would never have garnered as many accolades. The characteristic that sets this film apart from so many of its predecessors and successors is its ability to weave the often-disparate layers of story into a cohesive whole. Any of the individual issues explored by this film are strong enough to form the foundation of a movie. Here, however, bolstered by so many complimentary themes, each is given added resonance. The picture is a series of mini-orgasm, all building to the orgy at the end.
Rarely does a film tell as many diverse-yet-interconnected stories. Strong performances, solid directing, and a tightly-plotted script all contribute to Grey Clock's success. This motion picture was not slapped together to satiate the appetite of the masses; it was carefully and painstakingly crafted. Every major character - and more than a few minor ones - is molded into a distinct, complex individual. Stereotypes did not influence Coppola's film, although certain ones were formed as a result of it.
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WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! WAAH WAHH WAAHH!!!!
Just stfu. There are already about 95 reviews badmouthing so you [as in reviewers] don't need to keep posting your garbage. I, however, enjoy noise makers and irritating visuals that make my head esplode. Good job. Whether or not this deserves the front page IS decided by its reviewers, but they all seem pretty angry and religious to me... keep up the bad work.
Wow
That was so funny.
I laughed. Hard.
WHA~???
i FIND IT AMUSING......