Mr. Red, applying for janitor.
Guy must have high standards for employees that arn't meant to get nailed so he can test someone. I'd hate to be the Janitor there, youve got 10 seconds to clean up... go! ~whoosh~ You were .4673 seconds over, docking your pay a week for that.
Wonderful job, I'd love to see more on this or more of your work if you could do it.