Welcome to the future
Welcome to the year 2906. You have been frozen for over 800 years. In that time a lot has changed. Mankind has spread among the stars, entire alien races have been found and integrated into human society with great success. This may be a shock to you but you will soon adapt to our wondrous time. Now please explore this world, may I suggest the Aphrodite Lounge. It is 'Gentleman's bar' with the hottest dancing girls from across the Galaxy, and believe me, they are up for it.
(This song is what would play in that strip club)