Not Funny...
However, what is funny that you actually went through the trouble of making this garbage. It's a shame what fanboys will do to try to justify their purchase, of 'coarse'
Reviews for "Microsux"
your a fool...
if you like gamecube, then you cant be older then 8 years old..find some real games. Btw that sucked.bad sound, and bad animation.
This Flash Sucks! XBOX & PS2 OWN GAYcube 4Life!
Worst system ever.
The Nintendo Gamecube is hands down one of the worst systems on the market. There's a reason it's cheaper than the Xbox and Playstation 2: IT SUCKS. The games aren't very good and the system is just a pile of Mario remakes. I've compiled a list of the reasons that make this the shittiest system on the market. They are:
1. The discs are too small- This is just weird for me. Those tiny little discs bug me and they seem like they're real easy to break.
2. The games lick ass- Aside from the Resident Evil series (although I think it was fine for playstation), the game selection blows. This console is too obsessed with creating every possible version of Mario it can and it's getting to a really annoying point.
3. The controllers are the worst on the market- As bad as some people say the Xbox controllers are, this one is ten times worse. I get frustrated everytime I even look at one of these damn things, much less try to use one.
4. Mario commercials- The more Mario games that come out, the worse the commercials are. I used to like Mario until the recent string of shitty commercials. Yes, they're that bad.
5. The graphics suck- No, graphics don't make a game, but they do help and these certainly are the worst out of Gamecube, Xbox and PS2. Plus, all the decent games that are on GC are on the other two consoles anyways.
Also The Xbox CAN generate better grahpics. It has a faster processor and it can create 125 Million Polygons a Second. Gamecube can only do 6 million- 12 million
There you have it, my guide to why the Nintendo Gamecube sucks so bad. And for all you jackasses who will email me saying that I'm a biased person, I'm not. I just realize a shitty game system when I see it. So don't even bother emailing me, because I don't care.