Holy shit, after years of searching for this I finally found it again.
I was a wee little motherfucker when I watched this Flash, the day it was frontpaged, and after that I watched it so many times I could quote it word for word. (Yeah, I don't know why.) I still remember some of the quotes today, wondering where they came from and why I even remembered this stuff.
Years later I listened to Clocks by Coldplay, (now I finally got the joke) and I suddenly remembered the existence of this Flash, so I tried searching it on Newgrounds to no avail. Some more time passes, and I finally get lucky with a Google search. And now, watching it again after several years, I can finally rest. The age of this Flash definitely shows, the story is practically non-existent, but it's still decently funny for a 9-year old animation.
If you're still here on NG, I wish you luck on your future endeavours, and thank you for animating one of the best things I've ever found on this site.