Reviews for The Bar Pick-Up

[timmydsuperstar]

needs work

most reviews are mentioning the cliche lines, your whole game is cliche. this is the 4th or 5th game of this nature ive played and honestly you really got a lot of work to do if you ever want to be remembered. i LOVED "the ROMP" but unfortunatly it was taken away and i was hopeing your game might be half as fun. if your character "gabrielle" was it is the big pickup king hes got to talk and sound like one. the way your boy comes across youd swear the only time he gets sex is by paying for it, or by date-rapeing the fat chick thats pukeing in the corner. seriously you got to bring a new perspective to this type of game or you got to make it a lot better than the previous games of this nature. do a little research and im sure you could pull it togeather.

[Dymeroo]

it was okay, I guess...

I mean you got some things right, like girls wanting to dance, and incorporating her friend, but come on. THe "right" answers were really obvious and I've seen the same moves pulled before and they are so easy to see through and cheeeeesy, and they'll only work on really drunk girls. Not to mention if I told a guy no and he kept asking over and over again, constantly emphasizing the fact that he's not just trying to get into the sack (even though he so obviously is) would just seriously annoy me. and "what time should I call you tmrw"? Cool down, you just met her. This would never work on me, but I'd take the free drinks, haha.
Btw, just cuz a girl is chubby doesn't mean she's a BEHEMOTH or that she eats her young. I have chubby friends and that's just mean. It's people who talk like that who cause eating disorders and severe issues with women.

[masterdan1]

Its funny when

You dont know how it works with real girls. You cant just keep inviting them home and ensuring you dont want to tap em. Theres not enough options and that annoyed me, its like you either bitch out her friend, act like a pussy or be a cocky dick (who in practice wouldnt get any unless he was a superstud anyway).

IF she doesnt leave with you, you should be able to call her like 3 days later. I dont think not replying to no thanks is a red flag, i think being overly crowding is. Whatever ;)

Also, Being tooo nice to the friend is bad. ITs not a red flag to not put emphasis on giving her her drink, you DO NOT want the less attractive girl to want you because she probably needs a boy more and her friend is attractive and wont mind stepping off to let her have you. This game drops the ball at actual dating situations.

Your not a pimp, neither am i, but i think your too sure of yourself.

And the main character is ugly as shit, he looks like a creeper.

[PantherPrincess]

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Either I'm weird, or this is total crap. The 'money moves' made the guy sound like a complete dork. None of that would have worked on me. If he'd gotten to the buying-me-a-drink phase and used that line, I'd have dumped it on him and walked off.

...but like I said, it's also possible that I'm weird. xD

Candace wasn't that pretty, either. And her friend wasn't huge enough to be a behemoth. Really, I found it quite insulting that you kept referring to her as such and implying that no one would want to sleep with her. She may not be anorexic, but she's not grossly fat, either. She looked healthier to me than Candace.

[EvieFace]

I still don't know if I won

1. Why do girls only drink gin and tonics? In every Pick Up a Chick game, it's always like the same 3 drinks.
2. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? No way. If a dude is asking me more than two times to go back to his apartment, he is pathetic. I bet that is a fake number. He sounded like a geeky dork and the girl wasn't interested or else she would have went home with him.

Night is young? Yeah right. She wants to meet someone cute, not a pussy faggot. Real Girls don't act like this, I'm going to have to agree with some of these people. Maybe some girls do, but I don't like guys who beg or seem like a pansy. You definitely have to be assertive. And no means no. Being cute won't help. You need to be sexy, be confident, and have charisma. A few jokes just looks corny, like you're trying to hard.

Make a sequel. And make it not suck.