Ka-blam-o!
This game is stupid. You're stupid for playing it. The whole world is a little bit stupider because of this game. Shame on you. Pac-Man is turning over in his grave after you've defaced his legacy. His Pac-Babies are crying. Ms. Pac-Man has already left him for Mario. If Pac-Man were alive to see this abomination, he'd kill himself by running into Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Stinky. And Clyde. Don't forget Clyde. In sum, this sucks. Cute boingy noise though.