I adored this, here are the lyrics
A magnificent song by such great artists (I am not sure of some words, please correct me, I have put these words between two stars *example*)
Hello, Couch Potato! Lyrics
Hello Couch potato.
What have you done today?
If you listen to me,
You will be no chubby!
Watching all the sports on television,
Will not make you lean and fit!
If you continue your big expansion,
In your trousers you will split!
But at least you’re running to the kitchen,
To binge on your midnight snack!
When the frigidaire is rated empty,
To the living you road back!
Hello Couch potato!
What have you done today?
If you listen to me,
You will be no chubby!
Enchiladas, si señor!
Burritos; Guacamole;
Fajitas; Chocolate;
Pepto Bismol, por favor!
Why don’t you go live far in the forest?
There’s no pizza delivery!
You can rub your back and your tummy,
Like a grizzly on a tree!
I know different *sides* you really love,
Animals if they’re well done!
Just because you are a heavy veggie,
Doesn’t mean you can’t have fun!
“Oh! Konnichiwa Couch Potato!”
Hello Couch Potato!
What have you got to say?
Why don’t you take your spuds?
And go take on the day!
Go take on the day!