LMFAO
My fav!
The sofa pissed on the chainsaw because it was thirsty.
Crazy sentences:
The keyboard kicked the chainsaw because she was evil.
The drugs fed the card because it was hungry.
The fire scratched the monkey because it was dead.
The CD took the chainsaw because he was stupid.
The chair talked to the money because she was disturbed.
The drugs bathed the monkey because he was wise.
The cancer looked at the table because she was dead.
Somehow logical sentences:
The piano hid from the person because it was clever.
The angel wobbled the chainsaw because it was gay.
The ugly man destroyed the CD because he was strange.
The PSP destroyed the chainsaw because it was wise.
The leech hid from the fish because she was disturbed.
The chair kicked the angel because it was wise.
The keyboard had fun with the alien because it was wise.
The psycho growled at the donkey because it was nice.
The monkey looked at the card because it was stupid.