FOR LULZ!
THE FISH HAD FUN WITH THE CHAINSAW BECAUSE SHE WAS GAY
THE BANANA LOOKED AT THE TABLE BECAUSE IT WAS WISE
THE CHEESECAKE BEHEADED THE POTATO BECAUSE IT WAS DRUNK
THE SKY DESTROYED THE BECAUSE IT WAS RETARDED
CANCER TOOK THE CLOUD BECAUSE IT WAS CLEVER
AND FINALLY:
THE FAT GUY CUT OPEN THE BANANA BECAUSE IT WAS BOARD!