good idea but...
It really lacked in the teabag sex department. If im gonna see two tea bags get it on then they should at least be doing something a little more imaginative. Human sex is for humans, they shouldve used their own innate teabagness to have sex in a way that animate teabags would. I had a dream about this once (it was irish breakfast instead of earl grey but whats the difference?) and they meshed together so tightly that they began exchanging leaves... and oh god... mmmm that was the shit i hope i dream about vending machines making out tonight