I laughed, I cried, and then I raped soemthing.
Every time I see some one write a bad review, I take pencils and jam them into my clavicle. It hurts and it gets infected, then I have to go to the hopsital and get them pulled out, the doctor then asks me why I did it, then I have to tell him: "I have to do it, otherwise I'll have to find some Anal Lube, and I think that would hurt worse."