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Reviews for "Jive Machine"

farfallen great job explaining

this was funny entertaning cept a half naked male dancing

BlueHippo responds:

Sorry, next time we will have him fully naked.

-dave

wow just wow

ok my first thought was how you got a pic of me when i dont have a web cam.

this was a very interactive and enjoyable game (?). my only gripe was looking at a half necked male the whole time. (no im not to fond of mirrors ;) other then that the text was a bit small for the moves but that was easily overcome by just button mashing till i found something i liked. the song selection was slim but given that it was the whole song it can be forgiven (can i forgive gay pimp? probably not)

dont think of this as a bad review, you truely impressed me with your flash work and ingenuity. this is really nothing more then nit-picking . good work and keep it up

BlueHippo responds:

Thanks.

-dave

OH NOES!!!!!

OH MY GOD, THIS IS
THE
BEST
FLASH
EVER!!
=D

BlueHippo responds:

I know.

-dave

holy crap, man.

it's amazing what some people do to get famous on the internet. i think you deserve a gold star.

BlueHippo responds:

I sure do.

-dave

God yes.

God fucking yes. That was the greatest thing ever. The graphics and dance choreography were masterfully done. The song selection was perfect (love all of the songs) and overall this flash is the most ground breaking submission I've ever seen.

The graphics are awesome, as you can quickly tell through the awesome preloader and menu screens. The backgrounds used in the flash also have a great well drawn, cartoony style to them. The fact that there were backgrounds for each song was also a nice touch ;)

The one thing I would say is that some of the backgrounds are a bit distracting to the main attraction of the flash (the amazing dancing). It probably was distracting because the window for the dancing wasn't centered on the screen, so your eyes are likely to look up a bit. Also the low quality movie can sometimes stick out against the very clean backgrounds. I suppose you can't do too much about that though :/

Otherwise it's very well done, and I liked some of the subliminal messages on the newgrounds backgrounds. So when should I give you that oral sex sir?

The style of the flash and dancing is of course the best thing I've ever watched. The only way to describe it is that it brought an orgasm to my eyes and erection to my pants :o The dance moves were over the top and easily recognizable, which made it really fun to play around with. It's tough getting the moves to match with the songs exactly, but most of the time it strangely works out.

With some of the dance moves the camera moves a little, either up or down, which can make moving from one move to another a bit choppy. I'm not sure if this was done on purpose to fit the dancing or not, but it's not much of a huge deal. When you press "Q" the door opens a little :p

This flash is awesome, but really it mostly comes down to mashing buttons and giggling at dave as he prances around in the room. It would be really cool if you could expand this little game, and possibly have him dance to a set beat, DDR style. For now though, this is still fun in it's own sexy and silly way.

Awesome job guys!

BlueHippo responds:

Thanks for the awesome review and ideas.

-dave