The Filth that proliferates Newgrounds.
Jerry Jackson is the eptiome of Newgrounds' plummet from being a fun, innovate site to one that's on the same shit-tier as ebaum's world. This flash is no exception to the taking a dump that this artist does. And guess what the newgrounds viewers do? The eat this shit up. Rate 10's, because lolsorandumb! and because "Oh wow, the satire!"
No. There's no satire here, bros. There's just a dose of retard cranked out in five seconds to once again prove Newground's userbase and Flash Submitters are some of the biggest morons on the internet. But enough banter on that, what about the flash?
Animation: 0/10. There's a difference between STYLE and even trying. This is no style. This is crap. When an artist can do better and has done better, to produce something like this consistently is the biggest vulgarity comittable. I think it's even more ironic that some of these 'animations' have higher scores than Salad Fingers. That's the best joke here, and it's not even intentional.
Sound: 0/10. Who likes terrible filtered audio? WE DO! Actually, we don't. Again, chalk this one up for annoying, trite, and accomplishing nothing.
Humor: 0/10. Stolen jokes and skits are funny, right guys? Right?
Overall: -10/10. That's fucking right. Negative 10. And I'll tell you why, Newgrounds. This animation ties together overused jokes and arrangements with animation done terribly on purpose as well as ear-killing audio. Voting anything higher than 2 automatically lets me know you're the idiot who bought into this 'joke' of a 'bad animation', when really, it's just a fucking bad animation and the only joke here is you. Consistently producing less-than-subpar material isn't comedy, it's a farce. You don't go into a store and buy a pizza and they hand you only a week-old crust because "lol, that's so funny and such a good depiction of the way it is". You don't go to the movies to watch something by a big name producer and come out after a shitfest saying, "Oh, man, that was so terribly bad it was good, I can't wait for his next shitfest movie". And you don't come to Newgrounds and vote 10 on a flash that is terrible.