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Dear mister LazyStick
I am writing in regards to your movie, "The Roomies!" which was quite worthy of front page in my opinion.
Also, I would like to point out that I do, in fact, prefer black milk. Although, the only way to get black milk is to leave the milk of a poisoned cow in a glass on the windowsill in the sun for over a week, and then add black food colouring.
Keep up the good work,
Jamin Grit