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Reviews for "Streets of Valhalla"

Not too bad

The dialogue was kinda fake, but the gameplay was pretty fun. What's up with the Bobby Valentino loop in the menu though? that was kinda weird for what type of game it is

CorkySurprise responds:

Dialogue? Fake? What are you trying to say, the script was fake, or that the voice actors were bad? I'm assuming you thought the script was bad, because I got some damn fine voice actors for this game. It wasn't fake, silly billy ^_^

And for the music, it went OK with the menu, isn't that what counts?

great game

cant wait to see more

Serious bugs here

1. Control was very slow to react. I often found myself very frustrated when the crosshairs were so slow and the truck got stuck in one place on the screen.

2. I died and cam e back with the sam eupgrades i had just purchased but without the strength behind them? Either give me the strength or erase the upgrades completely. It was very frustrating when i couldnt upgrade any more to get a better weapon because i didnt have the strength to carry it.

3.Im sorry but a big truck like that could carry a vulcan cannon very easily. start off with a vulcan cannon and work up to something like umm i dont know a Howitzer!?

Other than that very original game. Although ya really should fix the bugs.

CorkySurprise responds:

Ok. Let's check it out.

'1. Control was very slow to react. I often found myself very frustrated when the crosshairs were so slow and the truck got stuck in one place on the screen.'

I think that you should try the game on low quality, you are given plenty of options to play the game, even if you're on a crappy computer, which I assume you are to have such a slow reaction time.

'2. I died and cam e back with the sam eupgrades i had just purchased but without the strength behind them? Either give me the strength or erase the upgrades completely. It was very frustrating when i couldnt upgrade any more to get a better weapon because i didnt have the strength to carry it.'

Ok, I looked into this one, I did level 1, I bought 2 fuel additives and a machine gun, meaning I still have 1 strength left.
I go to level 2, kill myself intentionally, I go back to the upgrades, I still have the machine gun, and the 1 Strength I had. I don't see a glitch here. When you die, you keep everything.

'3.Im sorry but a big truck like that could carry a vulcan cannon very easily. start off with a vulcan cannon and work up to something like umm i dont know a Howitzer!?'

Oh please. That's not a glitch. That's an acclaimed factual error, and yet you call it a 'serious bug'? Dude, I'm pretty sure no-one cares.

For the last bit, thanks for the 7, but your 'serious bugs' are due to a slow computer, a possible bug (I'll possibly admit that, despite the fact that I couldn't even find the glitch, even when trying to recreate it), and a factual error. How is that a serious bug?

Please put more consideration into your reviews.

And also, 5 for graphics? I look up your account, and I see you gave 'Virus Mouse Game' which has a score of 1.9 a 9 for graphics. And you give this a 5??

Uuh, fix your review, and I'll fix my 'bugs'. How about that ^_^

Great Game

Streets of Valhalla is a game about gangsters driving a car doing missions and shooting people. The story was great but a little cliche. The graphics were nice at times but during gameplay was kind of cheap. Music fits well with the game. The intro was well done. Too bad you don't get to drive through any houses in the game. That's another thing, it was a little repetitive. Upgrades were good and all but made the game too easy because it was easy to get money. Overall, I liked it. It's not that senseless like most shooting games on Newgrounds and it was very nicely presented. To the authors I say good job and make more interesting games. Each one get's better.

not bad

seems like an ok game, I quit at level 3 cause i couldn't upgrade my weapons, and van kept dying, that got annoying quick, good job though

CorkySurprise responds:

Yeah...thanks for telling me WHY couldn't upgrade your weapons.