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Reviews for "Fire Safety and You!"

Nice.

Well, it made me laugh. Nice job. 4/5

Sure, why not help protect this? :)

Cold responds:

YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

hey buddy

I was on fire once.

I ran around in circles screaming like a Chimpanzee on crack until a cougar pounced on me and knocked me off the side of a cliff. As i plummeted to a almost certain death, the cougar also burst into flames, and then disenegrated, kind of like what would happen to the Vampires in the movie Blade when you cut them up.

But instead of meeting a watery end,I landed on a oil tanker, breaking my jaw and 6 of my ribs on impact.
I got on my feet, and stumbled to a life raft. I hopped in and set it in the water.

I struggled for 7 hours till i finally reached solid ground, there i pushed myself though mile upon mile of rocky cliffs, rugged under-brush and lots and lots of those little pebbles that get stuck in your shoes.

Finnaly, i reached a hospital, broken, burned, bruised and exhausted, i was on the verge of death.
Unfortunately, some fucking illegal decided it was a good time to get his free health care, and i died waiting in line.

Oh, and pretty good movie.

NICE!

Man make a lot more like this please because i love these things they are so funny! Like a gun safety and you or something like that!

I'm learning so much.

Everything I need to know about fire safety, I learned from this flash.

This movie actually had me laughing out loud. I wanted more, though. I was disappointed when it was over.

You crack *me* up, too.

LOL! That was great!

That was pretty funny. Good job!
Keep making more good quality flash, man!